Points of view
Optimist - "The glass is half-full"
Pessimist "The glass is half-empty"
Realist "Yep. That's a glass, alright"
Idealist "One day, cold-fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end war"
Capitalist "If I bottled this and gave it a New Agey sounding name, I could make a fortune"
Communist "This drink belongs to every single one of us in equal measure"
Conspiracist "The government is fluoridating the water for mind-control purposes"
Sexist "This glass isn't gonna refill itself, honeybun..."
Nihilist "The glass does not exist, and neither do I"
Opportunist : "There's a funny t-shirt in here somewhere
Points of view
Optimist - "The glass is half-full"
Pessimist "The glass is half-empty"
Realist "Yep. That's a glass, alright"
Idealist "One day, cold-fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end war"
Capitalist "If I bottled this and gave it a New Agey sounding name, I could make a fortune"
Communist "This drink belongs to every single one of us in equal measure"
Conspiracist "The government is fluoridating the water for mind-control purposes"
Sexist "This glass isn't gonna refill itself, honeybun..."
Nihilist "The glass does not exist, and neither do I"
Opportunist : "There's a funny t-shirt in here somewhere